That little distraction of a bar room brawl between the Hunters and the Good (capital G so you understand it’s about us Mages), has not distracted us from our common enemy.
… may think we have dropped the ball, turned our backs, forgiven them for past indiscretions.
Which is why, while I mourn the loss of a Great Mage blogger and rejoice at his tardy switch to fiction.
I mean, who can not love a category list like this:
I do not forget that which the Warlocks have forged. In fact, inspired by Rip’s words such as:
Saresa. In honour of warlocks such as yourself, every six months I level one to twenty and then delete it whilst cackling.
Megan. I’d let you corpse camp me any day. If you know what I mean. And I mean SEX.
Hang on, that last one doesn’t quite fit what I am really trying to say… but I am inspired to queue on the corpse pile.
I second Rip’s thoughts on Jong as well… I mean any man with the audacity to tame BigBearButt for his alt Hunter is a god among gods. (and if you missed Jong’s temp post… well… maybe it’s time you subscribed to his secret feed)
Anyway.. back on topic, I to have been tardy in revealing the other entries in the Save a Soul Today competition I was running.
There is a kind of strange irony in these last two entries.. if you recall, I was calling upon Mages (primarily) to either CC and screenshot a Warlock, or describe a 10 step rehabilitation program for the poor lost souls (no not the stones, the evil keepers of the stones).
The irony is, that these two entries are from.. (more…)
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Posted in Competitions, Mages, Misc WoW, Twisted Nether, Warlock, tagged Competitions, Mages, Misc WoW, Twisted Nether, Warlock on May 20, 2010|
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Level of difficulty
I got a couple of great entries for this part of the contest. I also got a running commentary from Prelimar about the difficulties of capturing Locks.
I don’t think he had problems capturing them, just screen-shotting them, particularly in Wintergrasp where the little buggers run in packs.
Alterac Valley, Isle of Conquest and Eye of the Storm aren’t particularly screenshot friendly zones either. To be honest it’s rarely a PvP zone, with many an AV flashing by with Drek being the only encounter and as for those docks…. However, if you do manage to find someone to beat down they have mates who may disagree with your desire to “pacify, tag and release”.
Our winner says:
I did mine during Battlegrounds. It was tough though. Not every BG had a lock on the other team hehehe.
AV was a nightmare as both sides were fighting in the road and often times I’d have a rogue or warrior on me while trying to cyclone a lock and get a pic. I’m traumatized to say the least and gave up a few branches on this task for sure. Unfortunately I didn’t get rid of my tool bars, too much pressure while I’m getting pummeled and doing screenies.
Taking it to a new level
So as the level of difficulty is already established for this task at a high level. One would expect at best one frenzied, blurry screenshot of a lonely Lock.
Yet the winner came out of this with 4 screenshots, a price on her head and a wanted poster as proof of her ability to subdue Locks when they should be at their most powerful.
The irony for me in this is, that while Locks are putting a price on her head to stop the CC, I’d be putting a price on her head to join the campaign for Lock rehabilitation.
Unfortunately the winner isn’t a Mage… Well she is a Mage, or was a Mage, but like many Mages is experimenting with something a little different… A Druid.
Some might suggest that Druids are Priests of Nature… Personally I like to think of them as Bush Mages… There is definitely a bit of Arcane in them.
The clincher about this entry for me is in the last pane. While the Blueberry is humorous, it’s the name in big red letters that caught my eye immediately (more…)
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Posted in Competitions, Mages, Misc WoW, Twisted Nether, Warlock, tagged Competitions, Mages, Misc WoW, Twisted Nether, Warlock on May 19, 2010|
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- I have consulted the Oracles (well, my Oracle pup at least).
- I’ve tossed the Warlock bones (some just can’t be saved OK… I’m a great believer in “waste not, want not”, so I have a side business flogging wards of protection from Locks to desperate, but dim witted Warriors).
- I’ve read and reread the entries and I am unhappy to say that the winner isn’t a Gnome!
However, while this race my not be playable for a few months yet, I can see that they have the makings of great Wizards.
So, without further ado, the winner of The Footsteps of Illidan loot code is…
Actually… Twisted Nether Blogcast live as this post goes live (8pm).. so you could go listen to that right…?
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Posted in Competitions, Mages, Misc WoW, Twisted Nether, Warlock, tagged Competitions, Mages, Misc WoW, Twisted Nether, Warlock on May 15, 2010|
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Yeah folks, that’s right, there is little time left if you want to get your hands on one of the two cards up for grabs.
At this very moment in time, your entry could easily be a winner… but only if you get it to be before the 18th of May.. this Tuesday!
I haven’t checked in with the Warlocks to see their Mage kill count, but I’d hate them to win this with a few little do
Twisted Nether Blogcast has moved it’s Live recording to Tuesday nights, the 1st show… Tuesday 18th of May.
Unfortunately this time coincides with my Wednesday working day, but if you get your entries to be before the show starts, I will (try to) drop a line to Fim and maybe your win can get squeezed onto the show.
for Best Screenshot of you turning Warlocks into Non-Combat pets, is Papa Hummel’s Old Fashioned Pet Biscuits
For best 10 step program, is The Footsteps of Illidan (Yeah, take that Locks… here’s you pin-up used to sell our 10 step program!)
Sheep’em, Shoot’em or Rehab’em
At the end of the day I don’t care how you get them back on the right path… just don’t wait too long, or I will have to give the cards back!
Gnomer and Out!
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He was looking a lot worse until, like cats with a mouse, we chased him around the arena to get a good polymorph shot.
Mind you, he didn’t last long after I confirmed I had the shot.
He is one of many this week, but he’s the one I remembered to screenshot.
As for your LockShots!
Only 8 days (7 in my part of the world) till I pick winners for my Lock Rehab program
So send me either:
- Your LockScreenShot, or
- Your 10 Steps of Illidan Rehab program (come on Syrana, I know you want to… you know the addiction from the inside)
I figure I will give the American’s a fighting chance, so I will not close it until midnight on the 18th in some other land… otherwise I will be closing the comp on my 18th.. which will be the 17th for most of you.
But I wont announce it!
I will decide the winners and they will be announced on Twisted Nether, well No, I’m hoping that Fim will tie Nibuca down long enough to get her to announce the winners… so there better be winners, or you will have a Locktress laughing at you Mages, Hunters, Shamans… who am I kidding, she will be laughing at everyone but Locks.
I am looking forward to the damage that Cynwise and Psynister are going to do to each other in the name of a loot card.
BTW, did you catch Psynister’s Twisted Nether Blogcast the other day?
Me neither… but that is the magic of podcasts.. I expect it will be up in the next day or two (more…)
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The 10 steps of Illidan rehab program for wayward locks is not an easy program to survive.
Occasionally a Lock will revert to their soul stealing ways.
They have been known to fight back occasionally at the kind caring Mages (and others) delivering the rehab treatment.
- Sometimes it’s with extreme violence such as Murder a Mage campaigns…
- Sometimes it’s candy coating (Mmmm Lock Candy) their backhanded compliments.
- Once in a while we find they have smuggled a soulstone into the clinic and stashed it in their mattress.
Now while the Locks may react violently, lashing out at their carers, we at the Dalaran Rehab Clinic for Lost Souls believe that intervention is the best policy.
Experience has shown that a Lock with a soul stone does not treat death as permanent, so summary execution is often not the best way.
Restraining them for 10 seconds, giving them the chance to appreciate the Pyroblasts charging before their little piggy eyes, provides the opportunity to talk some sense into them.
So while some Locks are awarding prizes for trophy Mage kill shots, we here at the clinic are looking for examples of extreme restraint under extreme felfire.
Here is what I want…
- A screenshot of you subduing a Lock through the age old art of Polymorph (or other class CC… Bonus points for Locks subduing Locks)
Who doesn’t want a cute bunny lock with their cute felpuppy?
- Your 10 steps of Illidan rehab program.
The winners (yes, I know we are all winners) will receive a loot card code (yes it’s true – I am giving something away and it isn’t stolen!)
Not just one, but 2 loot cards!
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Geez, I’m a lucky guy to bring to your attention Not 1, Not 2, but 3 awesome competitions that are running right now.
Normally I am just pimping Mage blogs, but this time round there is something in it for you beyond awesome reading.
Yep, we are talking awesome prizes!
I figure this is a good place to pimp these competitions, after all you will need to do something magical to win, and if there is one thing Mages are full of (apart from Tauren droppings), it’s magic!
I feel particularly good about this after you folk gave so much to Brigwyn’s child’s play charity auction. *
- Did you get your Blizzcon ticket… No?
- Didn’t bother because you couldn’t afford accommodation or airfares?
Well here’s the competition for you! (more…)
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